hoofnaggle

an person who is very annoying and only talks about themselves

stop being such a hoofnaggle!

by lovie_xo January 27, 2005

Hoofer

A Hoofer is a retard that cannot find his way home. He fails No Nut November and somehow fails Destroy Dick December. Is also bad at construction

You little Hoofer...

by Powzk March 24, 2019

Hoofin

Slang word for fighting.

Tim: Last night was a blast man, you should have come with!
Eric:What was so fun about it?
Tim: Me and the boys went out hoofing.
Eric: why are you guys always beating up people?
Tim: We like to scrap I guess.

by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010

hoofy

another word for a females genitalia (:

mommmmmy! my hoofy is bleeding!!

by Dink (: February 23, 2011

Hoofing

Another word for sex but for the kids

I swear on my life that I heard my parents hoofing this morning. I’m now traumatized.

by HoeBagCenteral February 20, 2018

hoofuckinray

An interjection indicating tepid enthusiasm. (also: "yifucinhaw" or "Yafuckinhoo")

Hoofuckinray, yellow socks...just what I wanted for my birthday.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

Hoofty

A small, bad-quality or poorly-assembled marijuana joint that will barely suffice in getting seasoned smokers very high; still, is far better than having nothing to smoke at all. Usually rolled using remnants and scrapings of leftover THC in various forms (roaches, powder, oil residue, etc.)

"Hey man, the dispensary doesn't open for an hour, but I managed to roll a little hoofty to smoke in the meantime!"

by stinsonsteven May 12, 2016