HOMOSEXUAL PUSSY = PRISON PUSSY 

Your ASSHOLE BITCH belongs to STRAIGHT LACE NICK.

Hey bend over , no lube ever , going in dry , rememer this math problem before I FUCK the SHIT OUT OF YOU ANAL ALAN and that is HOMOSEXUAL PUSSY = PRISON PUSSY and not the other way around , got that!!!!!

HOMOSEXUAL PUSSY = PRISON PUSSY by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021

homosexual seduction 

when a gay person goes up to a straight person and starts party boying them and the straight person totally isn't into it

Dude #1: So this guy just came up to me right and he starts partyboying me and i just walk away and im like dude stop shaking ur junk this way im not into that

Friend of Dude #1:and thats what we call homosexual seduction

homosexual seduction by LordFliesAlot June 15, 2008

Homosexual Exception 

Homosexual exception occurs when you are heterosexual yet you are sexually attracted to only one person whom is of the same sex, yet you are still heterosexual.

Samantha: I seriously have a homosexual exception for Linda! But I'm hetero!!
Carl: Um that is cool, I guess. Idk? What is that?
Samantha: It means that even though I am straight, I have a crush on Linda, whom is female.
Linda: R-really? :)

Homosexual Exception by Raven Nevermore January 26, 2017

Homosexual Type 1 

Something which most atheists are. Homosexual type 1 is the highest level of gay that you can be.

Jimmy the atheist was a homosexual type 1. He regularly went to gay parades and got his anus fucked and gaped by random men. He would also regularly go onto to chat rooms to rant about how much sane and normal people hate gays. Well Jimmy, is it a wonder why so many people hate gays when you're out anal fucking each other in public?

Jimmy later responded to such replies by going out in public and shitting as one of his atheist friends anal fucked him simultaneously.

Homosexual Type 1 by RationalTruth December 18, 2012

Homosexual Barebacker 

One who tries to fuck many men in the ass and attempts to mount up and bare back any male he can see in plain sight.

Andrew is such a homosexual barebacker, I always see him trying to nail Dean in the ass in between class.

Homosexual Barebacker by Andrew Gilespi May 25, 2007

homosexual toad 

a short fat lady with pants that are way to tight, because she is trying to attract lesbians because no man would touch that even if they had a four hundred ply condom. you can hear then coming from a mile away and your penis gets force like powers

guy1: dude! my penis just quivered
guy2: OH Shit!!
guy3: run BITCH run
guy2: Its a Frakin homosexual toad!!!

homosexual toad by etard6969 April 29, 2009

homosexual penguin 

Rachel Zemke, neither homosexual nor a penguin.

Why is she even here?

homosexual penguin by Seph May 4, 2005