The Homophobe Paradox

The homophobe paradox is something where if somebody says "being homophobic is gay" then they would be homophobic but then they would be gay so it wouldn't be possible

The uneducated twat said: being homophobic is gay

The smartarse said: haha that is the homophobe paradox

by CEO of ant molestation October 13, 2020

Hobophobe

Someone who is predjudice against homeless people hobo

Dude, don't be such a hobophobe!

by beautifulliar July 31, 2010

homophomia

A slight uneasiness around phones that belong to homosexuals. Fear of gay phones and/or tablets and other devices.

Get that phone away from me! I have homophomia

by Hero! I'm a bagel! August 30, 2017

Hamophobia

Hamophobia- extreme feeling of disgust and revolt of ham and pork products.

Sophie's hamophobia was evident by her gagging and choking at the sight and smell of the newly opened package of ham .

by Ninjapirahna March 12, 2018

hobophobic

N: fear of hobos, homeless people and street dwellers

If I had known how hobophobic he was, I would not have walked in downtown LA with him.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Homophobic

Someone that needs to be hit in the head with common sense and realize that being gay is not bad.

Homophobic person: Homosexuality is a sin!
Person with common sense: *Gives homophobic person a concussion*

by wowza_howell January 9, 2017

homophobe

Contrary to popular belief, the actual meaning of the term homophobe is a man who don't fancy the idea of having sex with another man.
That's perfectly normal, heterosexuals are born with it. To make it simple: omophobe=heterosexual.
It's commonly misused to label people who refuse to join gay parades.
It's also misused to describe bigots who persecute gays for their sexual beliefs.
A normal homophobe (heterosexual) doesn't hate gay people, he just doesn't want to be one of them.

"I don't care what other people do in their bedrooms, but I would definitely wouldn't like to find a naked man in my bed. I'm not a bigot, I'm a homophobe."

A homophobe is a person who makes every effort NOT to drop the soap in the prison shower. He does have a "phobia" of the "homo" standing behind him waiting for the soap to drop.

by StanLee November 10, 2006