hockey hair

a mullet , named so because many 80's hockey players had mullets and the mullet slightly resembles the contours of a hockey helmet

Barry Melrose was a fine example of Hockey Hair.
Since he was Canadian, that dude had Hockey Hair rather than an Arkansas Waterfall.

hockey hair by Dr. Disque December 5, 2002

hockey hangover 

Being overtired because you stayed up late watching hockey on television.

Jim: Hey, man, you look terrible!

Jack: Nah, it's just a hockey hangover. I stayed up to watch the Stanley Cup final game last night and then I stayed to see who won the MVP of the playoffs and then they interviewed the captain of the team... and his wife... and kids and then they went back to the dressing room where they were drinking champagne from the Stanley Cup...

hockey hangover by great white northerner June 16, 2011

Hockey mom 

Woman whose children play hockey at any level.

Peggy's children life revolves around hockey all the time. She's a hockey mom.

Hockey mom by Bzzzz October 27, 2008

hockey dick 

When your sick rubs against your damn leg all day and you get a rash on your longjohn

Dude I have a bad case if hockey dick.

hockey dick by jdvdksbs October 14, 2015

Hockey puck 

A term for a vulcanized rubber disk that is used to insult them, as seen from the movie "Toy story."

"And what're YOU looking at, ya hockey puck?!" - Mr. Potato Head

Hockey puck by MarsroverII April 6, 2017

Hockey hair

Usually long and curly and all the hottest dudes have it.

That dude has some hot hockey hair

Hockey hair by Hockey flow February 17, 2019

Hockey mom 

A mother who transports and watches her children play hockey. See also 'soccer mom'. She is a white, middle-class, married woman who usually lives in the suburbs, works outside the home and drives a minivan or sports-utility vehicle. The term began to take on its demographic meaning in 1995 during an election for Denver city council, when Susan B. Casey ran with the slogan 'A Soccer Mom for City Council'. Ms Casey having a PhD used the slogan as way of assuring voters they could trust her to be 'just like them'.

'the only difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is lipstick'(Sarah Palin, the U.S. Republican vice-presidential candidate in 2008.

Hockey mom by Steve Key February 21, 2009