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Textual Healing

Having phone sex with someone via text messages.
Man, my train ride home was delayed, good thing I was able to go into the bathroom and get some textual healing from my girlfriend.
by Tom Sabbatino January 10, 2008
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Dead Heading

When giving oral sexual favors and falling asleep with the penis in your mouth.
Gurl, I was so tired after being railed by that gentleman that when I went to put his dick in my mouth, i was suddenly dead heading him.
by Twinky Boots July 27, 2016
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southern fagalistic caddilac hating retard

1) Pretty much a trailer trash inbred hilbilly with mental problems
OMFG that dude is such a southern fagalistic caddilac hating retard!
by fortifyd April 28, 2005
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Heading to Disneyland

Going to Disneyland or another theme park to relive feelings of youth and be surrounded by iconography of youth when things were perceived as better.

Related to Peter Pan Syndrome.
I am heading to Disneyland cause I've been feeling down lately.
by Jimmy McKnowsbetter March 7, 2011
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Hexting

I love hexting with my boyfriend.
by AKHCMU June 21, 2011
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Healing Karen

A Healing Karen is a white woman who has taken an ancient form of healing, usually from a native or indigenous culture (think yoga, meditation, herbalism, etc) and has white-washed it. Healing Karens’ tend to be anti-vax, another sign of their white privilege, since across the globe, people of color are the most effected by Covid-19.
Oh great, that Healing Karen just sent me another article on how meditation is more effective than the vaccine to fend off Covid.
by Woweeeeeeeeee September 15, 2021
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Hearing AIDS

A condition of poor hearing and probably AIDS, hence hearing AIDS
Wokesexuals who support drag queen shows for kids can't hear criticism because they have Hearing AIDS.
by entonces_taco August 7, 2022
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