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HARTSOCK

an act of removing a contraceptive during sex, male of female, with the intention of giving your partner "all of your heart"

a male who pretends to use a condom when having sex; will routinely distracting the female, to avoid notice of his unusually small penis, to remove the contraceptive.

the practice of removing a condom unoticed; with the intention of causing a pregnancy so that the female will not leave him

Usually the practice of "Hartsocking" is implimented by the female gender as to induce a baby; ie: keep a nigga baby
Sam punches Julie in the back of the head, distracting her, and quickly removed the condom and began hartsocking the unsuspecting female
by SHORTS September 25, 2007
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hansonian

1. Having a hammer and seeing everything as nails.
2. A very smart person, ironically prone to intellectual bias.
Not all economists are hansonian, some acknowledge the limits of their method.

He learned about Bayes's theorem and turned into a total hansonian ass-hole.
by JeyBe November 19, 2009
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harson

The non gay ship beetween Hayden summerall and Carson leuders
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hats

Hats was first used in a tight group of Mt. Greylock High School stoners but rapidy gained popularity among the school to mean MArijuana. A whole sub-system of terms branches from it using winter items to represent their favorite illegal things. The process of smoking marijuana is called, wearing a hat, or putting a hat on.
"Hey man, are you cold?"
"Yeah, we should wear hats"
by stoner November 13, 2004
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different hats

A tired metaphor for the different tasks a single person in a particular occupation is responsible for performing, primarily employed by stupid, annoying, pretentious people. Avoid these people if you can.
Annoying guy: In my particular line of work, I find that I must put on many different hats. I make copies, staple papers, and eat potato chips.
by Bourbon Diction Andy October 15, 2009
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Hatdog

Hatdog was brought about by a small group from Kilkenny,Ireland.To call someone a Hatdog would be similar as to calling someone a dog with a hat on but not quite the same
Ah Bill,isn’t she some quare hatdog altogether.
The Hattiest of All Hatdogs
by Elly-De-Elephant September 29, 2019
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Hanson

American pop/rock band best summed up by two words
''THEY SUCK!!!''
wow Hanson really suck! put on on some Pink Floyd quick!!
by ayeyermaw May 9, 2006
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