happiness

unless you are
a child
protected from what is
the horrid thing
of
reality
you know the world
is not
so happy.

by about ten you learn
that life sucks
unless you happen to be
Bill Gates
or Seinfeld
and the like
But you learn that
you don't have to
be rich
or famous
to be happy.

no
it is the little things
that make us happy
like a smile or a
laugh.
it is the little things we
live for -
a bite of candy,
a new Angry Birds high score.
In the end
you know
you learn what it is important:
It is the little things
that matter
And the little things
are what make us
happy.

- Derek

1. I found happiness when I found a bunch of free coupons. WOOT

by Derektheyeti November 3, 2011

happiness

something that doesn't exist

light bulb is my happiness

by yourlocaltroll69 October 26, 2020

blog-hopping

Definitions:

1) Unnecessarily or tediously flitting from one blog to the next in order to leave comments that are repetitive in nature.

2) Leaving quick comments on a large number of blogs for the purpose of raising awareness of the blog-hopper's own blog.

3) Quickly perusing several different blogs that are currently dealing with a similar subject.

Background:
First used (by Gigi at least) on: qcubed dot blogspot dotcom slash "/" 2004/10/too-lazy-to-go-blog-hopping-to-do-this dot html

"I'm too lazy to go blog-hopping just in order to wish everyone a Happy New Year!"

"Time to do a little blog-hoppin' in order to get people to discover my blog!"

"I wish I didn't have to go blog-hopping in order to see what everyone else is saying about this subject."

by Gigi December 13, 2004

Cousin hopping

When you liked or dated or fukked one cousin and and you go to the next cousin

Damn cuh , she liked my cousin and now she tryna date me , cousin hopping ass ho smh .

by lultraintracks January 13, 2021

GoGuardian Eggplant_Happying

When the BIG 404 drops in front of the raccoon in the Error 404 page, which you record on youtube or stuff like that.

Person 1: Hey, Person 2, you were late to work today, were you stuck in traffic?
Person 2: No, I was GoGuardian Eggplant_Happying. Check out my newest video.

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 5, 2021

Harping

(v) When a man or woman, usually a "player", goes after, or trys to have sexual intercourse with a large women or man only for pleasure.

(Orriginated from the word harpoon)
Harpoon- a spear for catching large fish or whales, to bring them in.

"Major haul!" Jamal yelled as he walked into the club. He was going Harping tonight.

by Emofish December 21, 2009

squaw hopping

the rape of a native woman.

men rape a native woman, but instead of calling it "rape" they call it "squaw hopping". it is a dehumanizing, racist term which justifies the crime of rape on the grounds of the woman being a "squaw". thus, in some minde, rape becomes not "rape" (a serious crime) but "squaw hopping" (the same as rape but renamed to reflect the rapist/s racist beliefs).

by miss_anthrope August 10, 2008