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hanging chad

A key part of the US electorial system.
The hanging chads swung the vote in favour of GW Bush
by black flag May 31, 2004
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hanging dong

(Verb) The act of taking out your dong to hang. Usually done in small circles of people.
Dude cover me, I'm going to be hanging dong!
by Cheese Dong August 11, 2014
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hanging

"I went for a run with a hangover earlier and now I'm hanging out me arse..."
by texluh1138 August 1, 2006
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Hanging Chad

A bowel movement with the consistency of clay that clings to the side of one's crack.
Ron's failure to properly clear that Hanging Chad led to chaffing, an offensive odor, buzzing flies, and eventual abandonment.
by Doug Lpd December 6, 2006
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hangin' like tities in Africa

Means you are chillin', relaxin' shootin' breeze. Doing nothing special, new, or particularly of interest.
Q. What's up my ni@@a? What you been doing lately?

A. Shit, just hangin' like tities in Africa man.
by Charlene Williams August 2, 2006
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Low hanging fruit

The most annoying ass phrase in the corporate world. It is an extremely overused and worn-out cliché that basically means a task that is easy to perform and complete. If you use this phrase, please stop. You are the reason people go postal.
Boss: Let's go after the low hanging fruit first.

Employee: *shoots self in a cubicle.*
by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021
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hanging wedgie

A wedgie where the the person can not touch the ground with their feet. Very painful and can cause injury if in place for too long.
I was walking home the other day and this group of 4 bitches came up to me and jumped me. They hated me because I was popular. (I think.)They forced me to walk to the forest and said that if I didn't do what they wanted it would be much worse. Then they took off my pants and added 4 more underwear to my butt. Then they put my pants back on and tied my hands behind my back and my feet together and took the 5 underwear I was wearing and hooked them to a tree branch that was jutting out. To get me on there they had to put a stool underneath me. I was in considerable pain but they didn't care, not at all. They kept me their in the hanging wedgie while they rummaged through my school stuff and took everything of value. Then they took pictures of me while they did sadistic things to me, plus they made a video of me while they forced me to say things I wouldn't have said in a million years. By the end of this I was crying and begging them to stop, I was positive I was bleeding down there by then. Then after about two more hours of their fun when it got dark out they just left me there. It was hours before the five pairs of underwear finally teared. Then I ran home crying. My parents weren't even home, and even if they were I bet they would have just been drunk. I cried the whole night through.

PS: this whole story was bullshit. I was just bored so I made it up. LOL.
by anonymousag123 June 26, 2009
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