john hancock

when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there

i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name

by The king Friday September 17, 2013

Handon

Handon-Endgame bitches

I just watched The Vampire Diaries and Delena is such Handon.

by Babybebz April 29, 2020

Josh's Hangout Lounge

1. A chat room on Ares, the P2P program.

2. Another name for "Come here if you suck unless your name is Amish Businessman."

3. No one likes c!au. Not even his parents.

1. Hey let's all go to Josh's Hangout Lounge! Then we can ask everyone for Teened's hashlink!

2. Hmm...According to this, I must suck. Oh wait, no I don't, I'm Amish Businessman!

3. Seriously, screw that guy.

by Amish Businessman August 6, 2007

italian lawn jockey handoff

the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having sex with your partner, you tag in the assistance of your midget wingman to help you fuck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome

(midget talking to normal size friend)
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?

by sammythejuice October 24, 2011

handover

A handjob from a cab driver. Refers to the fact they have to reach over the seat while steering with the other hand.

"Gypsy cab drivers give the best handovers but you always smell like goat afterwards."

by Handover August 3, 2007

Matt Hancock

To grope someone's arse like a drunk, horny fresher on the pull.

"Where's Boris?"
"He's Matt Hancocking Carrie instead of attending Cobra meetings

by MattHancock-VictorianGhost June 27, 2021

John Hancock

The act of of cumming on your partner's back during sexual intercourse, then signing it with a sharpie.

Last night I gave Jane the ol' John Hancock.

by Nav23 April 17, 2011