Hampster Sumggler

A person who has a bush so big it looks like hampsters in their pants.

Damn! That chick is a hampster sumggler!

by Hampster Sumggler October 19, 2008

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hammster farts

After the 1 a.m. consumption of delicious home-made guacamole, one will produce persistent and pungent farts the following day, reminiscent of the one and only D.S. Hamm.

"I've got the hammster farts, I ate too much guac last night"

by kelamaroo September 30, 2008

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hamstercide

When after a night of drinking the family hamster mysteriously goes missing.

"I didnt lose your hamster! it committed hamstercide!"

by lilboos July 21, 2012

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A Hamster Hot-Tub or HHT is a sexual act preformed to satisfy a woman.

First a man and a woman engage in intercourse. The woman is on her back and the man is on top. Halfway during intercourse the man pulls his cock out of the woman and then pours a hole bottle of lemonade into the girls slack hole.

The man pours it in until the lemonade is filled to the brim. The man then grabs hold of a hamster and puts the hamster in her hole, so that the girls flaps are up to the hamsters armpits.

The hamster will wriggle around and enjoy their makeshift jacuzzi. Also it gives a lot of pleasure to the woman.

An optional addition: You can assist the hamster by helping wash his hair by providing some makeshift shampoo. The man can aim his penis at the hamsters head and then ejaculate. The woman can help by rubbing the hamsters head to rub in the shampoo.

I’m going to surprise the misses tonight and give her a Hamster Hot-Tub

by Righty Tossbag March 14, 2020

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