Greasy hair

Someone who's hair is like a McDonald's deep fryer

Me: Joe you have some greasy hair

Joe: *angry face*

by Hahahahgreasy December 5, 2019

nae nae haircut

a term used to describe the lack of a haircut. a nae nae haircut is not a bad thing. but if your nae nae haircut is bad it is a bad thing.

whoreepuke: now THATS a nae nae haircut
cheezwhizaddict: now THATS a nae nae haircut
whoreepuke: now THATS a nae nae haircut
cheezwhizaddict: now THATS a nae nae haircut

by whoreepuke April 11, 2020

hairnosis

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

-a great abundance of beautiful hair (either long, "big", or both).

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.

When Meredith thinks that her powers of hairnosis are fading, she goes to a salon and spends 150 dollars for a "recharge." However, once guys take a long, second look, the hairnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.

by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008

Haiya

As what uncle roger said you use Haiya when you disappointment. Everybody should use Haiya. You sad you angry you disappointed. All emotions are in this word. The MSG of words

Haiya! Jamie Oliver added chilli jam to his egg fried rice

by EggfriedriceFan September 24, 2020

Danger Hair

A woman with hair dyed in bright and exotic color(s) who is also crazy. A play on exotic amphibians and reptiles whose bright colors serve to signify to that they are dangerous (ie, poisonous).

Stay away from Zoey. She’s a danger hair— cute but crazy. Like a poison dart frog.

by BoobDole69 January 5, 2019

Haiyaa

Expression of disappointment by your average asian parent.

"Haiyaa! This rice is too wet." said Uncle Roger

by saltyasian888 September 30, 2020

gamer hair

The indentation that a gaming headset makes in your hair if worn to long.

Dude how long were u playing last night, you have some serious gamer hair.

by Robert McQ March 26, 2008