tard hag

A hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of retards, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.

Joe: Crystal is so fucking hot. Why is she always hanging around retards?
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.

by Floopston March 23, 2012

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Hagging Out

The act of spending time with your close friends, be it swimming, driving or just sitting on your asses. Derived from an incorrect spelling of Hanging out. Usually accompanied by a claw-like gesture to indicate that you do, in fact, mean hagging out.

Hey man, wanna hag out tonight?

We're totally Hagging out! You should join!

I'm so tired of hagging out with him! It's so boring!

by SabbathJustSabbath December 23, 2010

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bag hag

Something an elderly retarded meth head made up to make of people on youtube, but in all reality she needs to look in the mirror and put down the keyboard.

That bag hag Angela really needs to cut down on the meth, she's starting to hear voices again.

by Therealparanormalinvestigator July 28, 2023

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rooster hag

a busted street walker.

yo, I got some loose change, let's scoop up a rooster hag.

by bishopballs June 8, 2017

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Hag-A-Dus

Befriended behind your back

Mike told you that? That's a lie.....I can't believe he pulled a Hag-A-Dus

by The Murphy January 23, 2009

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Hag Beef

When the lips,and clitoris of one's Vagina become so distended and floppy that it instantly brings to mind what one would think a Hag's

Meat funnel would look like.

"No way don't do it man,I've seen her naked.Her pussy is totally Hag Beef."
"Ugh,I was watching this porn,every chick in it was rocking some major Hag Beef."
"I'm down for some Hag Beef sandwiches."

by Solomon's Grave November 10, 2013

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