A hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of retards, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.
Joe: Crystal is so fucking hot. Why is she always hanging around retards?
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.
by Floopston March 23, 2012
Get the tard hagmug. The physical and emotional response to dealing with unpleasant women (usually of a certain age). "Unpleasant" can refer to her grouchy demeanor and/or odor.
by jcooler August 31, 2012
Get the Hag reflexmug. When someone is hiking in the woods and comes across a fallen tree on the trail, called a "snag"—instead of being able to cleanly manuever around the snag, they get tripped up by it. That person has become a snag hag.
Dude, just step over the damn trunk. You're embarrassing me, you snag hag.
Did you see how Janie's coat caught on that branch? What a snag hag.
Did you see how Janie's coat caught on that branch? What a snag hag.
by Little_M August 22, 2016
Get the snag hagmug. When the lips,and clitoris of one's Vagina become so distended and floppy that it instantly brings to mind what one would think a Hag's
Meat funnel would look like.
Meat funnel would look like.
"No way don't do it man,I've seen her naked.Her pussy is totally Hag Beef."
"Ugh,I was watching this porn,every chick in it was rocking some major Hag Beef."
"I'm down for some Hag Beef sandwiches."
"Ugh,I was watching this porn,every chick in it was rocking some major Hag Beef."
"I'm down for some Hag Beef sandwiches."
by Solomon's Grave November 10, 2013
Get the Hag Beefmug. by The Murphy January 23, 2009
Get the Hag-A-Dusmug. A woman who spends the majority of their day stalking and spreading untrue rumors about another person that's had nothing, and wants nothing, to do with them for an extended length of time. Exampl
by Team Harris April 18, 2015
Get the desperate hagmug. A Jack-hag is usually any female (especially young adult females) who try to date every Michael Jackson impersonator she sees.
Billie Jean is such a Jack-hag. She hooked up with one MJ impersonator in Las Vegas last week and then she hooked up with another in New York this week. She even has her eye on MJ female drag king! She won't date anyone unless the person looks like Michael Jackson.
by LadyByron68 February 28, 2013
Get the Jack-hagmug.