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husband beater

exactly the same as a normal ribbed wifebeater tank top only worn by a girl. usually a bit more stylish than wifebeaters actually due to the fact that girls usually wear different colors(black,yellow,pink,green) rather than just plain white and could also be found at zumiez or other female skate clothes shops with various brand logos for a jacked up price.

actually 10x better than wifebeaters when worn by chicks that are stacked. fucking HOT!!..
i always had stiffies for the stacked girls in my school that wore husband beater(s)..
by y2c January 14, 2011
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Husband Sandwich

What becomes of ones husband when his wife leaves him inside the bar to go out and smoke with 4 or more of her intoxicated friends.
When Tina stepped outside to smoke all her drunk buddies made a husband sandwich.
by Sarafinasma February 4, 2009
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Ex Husband

The one creature on this earth who can suck the ever living life and happiness from your day in a minute or less.
I told my ex husband, "you have to try harder than that, asshole. My armor is thick.
by ChivJ October 15, 2015
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Ex Husband

The useless asshole you finally divorced after years of you doing everything for him and him treating you like a maid, and him being constantly drunk.
Jane: My ex husband is stalking me

Sally: Why the fuck did you even marry him? He's a low life! You should have known!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 7, 2020
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I love my husband ass print more

theyre my best friend and platonic husband, it couldnt get any better. I want this to prove to him that i obviously love him more. ill do whatever it takes. they need to understand it >:D
asprin - "i love you more"
me - "i love my husband ass print more"

so much meaing
by Asprin's sexy ass husband<3 April 29, 2022
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Boycotted my Husband

To hold out till he gives into what your asking for :-)
I so boycotted my husband after he took all my smurfs and wouldnt give them back.
by Steamy Smurfette September 27, 2009
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AlReem's Husband

Isn't he the luckiest to be called AlReem's husband!
by refah26 August 17, 2021
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