Can't even kink a hose

Used to describe ones lack of skill in normally easy tasks. Like kinking a hose.

Friend one: Man, this guy is so stupid he's doesn't know how to make himself lunch.
Friend two: That guy can't even kink a hose.

by Ali and Amanda July 28, 2010

meat hose

1. taco bell's way of supplying meat into their tacos
2. Utterly Discuting
3. EWWW!

Josh: Can i get two plain tacos, please?
Taco bell clerk: No, Sorry. Our meat hose is clogged.

by Polly G January 11, 2007

Nigga Hoped

A girl who breaks up with her man and starts going out with another man, at the same time they break up.

Right after a break up, the female starts going out with another man the very same day or within a week.

Damn, that female Nigga Hoped Hella quick.

by butiki July 19, 2006

horsed

to be fucked by a male horse up ur bum without ur consent!

Mr Oller looked after a horse for a day and got a ass full of horse cum!

by el tit face August 19, 2003

hosebeast

Stupid ass dirty ass nasty ass slut. Crazy to a stupendous degree. Devourer of souls.

Steve's girlfriend is a fucking psycho hosebeast. I told him not to stick it in the crazy but he didn't listen.

by Vince Vigor September 23, 2004

fire hose

An intensely powerful discharge of vomit, characterized by substantial reach and large volume. Commonly occurs after using a funnel to consume alcoholic beverages.

Let's go fire hose on George's car again and tape it this time.

by glenn hayes September 30, 2003

honed

When a player on a video game gets owned hard.
Either with a head shot or another type of ownage.

Player2 just got honed!

by Spikey James April 10, 2006