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doogie howserd

when someone corrects you of what you just said when it comes to your own knowledge
Bob: hey did you know that popcorn was invented in Russia

Lawrence:actually it was america

Bob: oh

Lawrence: you just got doogie howserd
by weathrguy March 10, 2011
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Captain Hoser

A person who puts a group of people in tough situations. A person who sets an operation up for failure, day in and day out.
"Captain Hoser made the schedule, we are totally hosed."
by - Bambino July 19, 2015
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scrub hoser

A stupid bitch that has no life and talks like a hillbilly.
Hey wanna head down to the river behind my ranch?
That's your apartment that's built next to the river, scrub hoser
by x15x February 4, 2016
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nhizza hoemero

A cute as fuck girl that's one of a kind that gets taken for granted but it's fine cus she's cute. she got a bomb body and a plump ass that's ready to be squeezed. AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HER HIGHLIGHT BITCH FUCK ME UP. nhizza hoemero is the best thing that can ever happen in your life and she will bless it tf up. she's the best person ever and is secretly a pizza in disguise
Person 1: woah who's that she's hot, i'd smash
Anthony: that's best friend Nhizza Hoemero, i'm gay as fuck bitch but i'd smash too.... oops already did
by toxxicdreamss February 8, 2017
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Jimmy horseradish

I gave sue some jimmy horseradish last night.
by Fineas englesmith May 18, 2019
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Gob Hoser

Another term for: “Dentist Assistant”

A mongrel who will literally suck every bit of hydration from your gob.

(Gob. A slang derivative of the word *mouth*)

They continually fail to achieve their one and only purpose: To keep their hose from sticking into your tongue.

Most of them don’t initiate or hold any conversation and usually look like they regret all their life choices leading up to that point.
Bogan 1: “Aww man guess what. I had to go to the dentist the other day, and the Gob Hoser sucked all the spit from me mouth.

Bogan 2: “What a dipstick”
by Modest_Sphincter August 6, 2020
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Alabaman Horseride

Riding a sibling who has a dick bigger than 9 inches.
Me and my brother did the alabaman horseride yesterday.
by EnglishRoadmanNumber214 November 17, 2020
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