Helling gelling

An old alcoholic woman who loves to argue

“your such a helling gelling when your drunk”

by unwantedchildxox February 23, 2021

Herling

Your type of guy

Herling is so hot and funny I wanna marry him!

by Drégen November 22, 2021

hezlington

Massive willy

Hezlington has a massive willy

by Mason the tank aka triple t November 23, 2021

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"Wow Im so thankful for Heating Green, I would be freezing without Infrared Radiant technology"

by HGintern November 24, 2021

Heaving Lisa

When a female is nauseated and subsequently vomits because a larger than average penis has bottomed out inside of her vagina.

Noah gave Carly a case of the Heaving Lisas when that big 'ol horse dick of his was tapping her cervix..

by Coinerofnames December 26, 2021

Heading for the rhubarb

Veering dangerously off course, as in, when ploughing the garden with a horse-drawn one- furrow walking plough, which begins to skid to one side, endangering the rhubarb that grows from bulbs perennially in the grass at the edge of the garden.

“Hold ‘er, Newt; she’s heading for the rhubarb!” (farm implements are always feminine … hmmnnn)

by Jkb05 January 27, 2022

Hearing tom

To listen through walls to private conversations

Peeping Tom's should be castrated so I guess that means hearing Tom's should have there ear drums burst!
A pest is a pest!

by Baked dinner March 25, 2022