gutter worthy

talk that is accidentally taken the wrong way; the degradation of someone by their own words; terms usually spoken in a crude way

A girl says she is easy and her friend says "Wow, that's gutter worthy!"

by wilsonma08 October 8, 2009

guntherfy

(v.) The act of justifying by any means necessary

He certainly needed to guntherfy staying at the Ritz Carlton when there were comparable options next door for half the price.

by captain z man May 23, 2010

guiterrorist

(n.) Someone whose abilities on a guitar (or, more rarely, a bass) are so poor that their picking up said instrument constitutes a simultaneous hate crime, human rights violation, and formal declaration of hostilities.

Sir Harold: Did you hear that outrageous din yestereve? Why, it sounded like an immolated cat being molested by a drunken chainsaw-weilding gorilla!
Passers-by: Why, good sir, we indeed heard such din, only to discover it was merely the guiterrorist down the street practicing his power chords!

by mlkman June 15, 2011

Guntress

To understand this word, one needs to understand the 3 words origin which Guntress derive from. Cunt, Cuntress, and Gunt. Guntress is the large woman, the worst of woman scorns, the evil step mother, or the devil-like ex gf or ex wife. She pulls every little move she can just to piss you off, to make herself look good, even tho... you're not sure how she can ever look good with that overgown muffin-top of hers... Guntress is the assholic, vicious, evil, fat bitch that no living beings should be anywhere close to.

David: My ex cheated on me, decided to leave and now wanting 1/2 of my shit that she did nothing to help us obtain.

Matt: Whoa, she is such a Guntress isn't she?

David: Indeed, bro... indeed.

by CurseOfWar May 28, 2013

gutter meat

Any meat of indeterminate nature, or of questionable quality. Will typically cause gastric distress, although it very well may be quite delectable.

That gutter meat burrito from the taco truck will tear me up in twenty minutes, but it was totally worth it.

by Tyrannosaurus.supremo June 24, 2016

gutter hanger

A piece of shit, generally the size of a Christmas light, stuck to your furry ass crack wherein your only recourse is to surgically remove it with your wife's nail clippers.

Wife:. Why do my nail clippers smell like a Taco Bell restroom?
Husband:. I'm not sure. I can tell you with the utmost certainty it's not because I had to clear a nasty gutter hanger.

by Richard Crews December 5, 2017

Gunther

To do construction work badly

The builder was hired to plaster the wall but he completely gunthered it.

by JoeBan May 25, 2018