Forrest Gump

1. The title character of a 1994 historical drama, starring Tom Hanks as a simple man who somehow stumbles into every major historical event in the US during the mid-20th century.

2. Any person who actually has, or is perceived to have, a room temperature IQ.

3. A moron in general.

Forrest Gump over there couldn’t write a sentence without major grammatical mistakes. No wonder why nobody takes him seriously.

by The Real Canadian July 30, 2022

gumping

To be very happy about something.

Person 1: I am absolutely fucking gumping right now

Person 2: fr

by Butthead4388 June 30, 2022

GUMPING

When you’re so jealous the Lorena Bobbitt comes out of you, if your man/woman cheats.

José cheated on Maria and she showed up at his house to GUMP him, he wouldn’t come in so she decided the next best thing was GUMPING his camero!

by DD917 September 15, 2022

Gump It

To start walking in one direction as far and long as humanly possible to go like Forrest Gump did. He did it so long he grew a beard n whatnot.

I'm so sick of this shit. I want to go off the fucking grid permanently but perhaps I could Gump it as long as I can and return.

by Inbredsumbitch May 9, 2022

Gumping

When someone is not *quite* retarded but they're like just on that line, so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with them.

"Sorry dude, I was too busy gumping Stacy's ass in the freezer."

by GetTKd December 13, 2021

Gump

Sticking gum on your taint to save it for later.

Dylan and Preston gumped all night long

by Furest gump December 21, 2021

Gumped

Essentially being friendzoned, based off Forrest Gump’s relationship with Jenny.

Friend 1: Hey man what’s up with John?
Friend 2: He got Gumped real hard dude.

by Cornholio3 May 13, 2022