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Guillermo

Guillermo is someone who Is a protector. He puts others before himself. He is a kind individual who likes adventures and seeks the meaning of life. He is mysterious, charming, handsome, playful, romantic, and many other great traits. But he does have flaws like anyone else. He hates losing which could get the better of him. Sometimes blunt, and a little too arrogant. Hates being wrong. But all in all a great person. If you ever come upon a Guillermo he will change he your life for the better. Don’t take him for granted because he might be the greatest person you will ever come in contact with.
Guillermo is my ex lover who I wish I still had. He lit a fire in me that no else has been able to do. I am forever changed and no one can even come close.

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Daisy Cornell
by Unthinkable March 27, 2021
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The guillotine

A 'practical joke' that involves lifting the seat of a toilet, and intricately defecating on the front lip of the bowl. You then delicately place the toilet seat on top on the freshly laid nugget, and evacuate the stall.

Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful ablution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.

The result of their body weight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.

Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.
Mark laid the guillotine in the camps mess toilet. Now they have taken all the seats away since we clearly can't be trusted.
by C Spiceyweiner June 13, 2018
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Manuel Guillen

Manuel is a simp for a girl named Leslie. He like to suck off Tiger from whinnie the pooh. He also tends to rape people at his school. His favorite person is Diego he likes to suck on his tiddies until he lactates. He is also a beaner that likes fingers up his ass.
Eww watch out its Manuel Guillen run!!!
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Gully

gangsta, tight as shit, raw & real,
str8 up thugged-out, hardcore ish!
G-Unit be some gully-ass niggas!!!
by Marshall Mirzada December 4, 2003
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Guillotine

When a girl lays on her stomach and you slap your dick on the back of her neck.
by Josh Steffes September 27, 2010
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Guilty

Adjective, (a person) The state of being sexually attracted to people of the same sex.
Two men or women liveing together, haveing a relationship with two people of the same sex,haveing sexual intercourse.

looking like or acting in a way that most people would portray as being "gay."

such as: Tom is looking real guilty with that pink shirt on.
by worklikeatool1 December 18, 2011
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Guille

Unhappy, Unhealthy, chain smoker, disorganized, wretch, very lazy.
Dude, you're a fuckin' wretch... you're Guille!!.
That guy never goes to class, he's Guille.
by Charlie Pritt October 29, 2009
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