Guido

A man who is will definitely steal you girl, and man in any shape way or form. He is an expert with guns, killing his opponents with it. Guidos always stink and they are definitely submissive and breedable.

As you can see here, there’s a Guido in his natural habitat

by starplatinumsthiccjuicyass August 2, 2021

Guido

Referring to a man named Michael Weleski who is an Italian.

Damn Michael why are you such a guido

by J12mill12 January 17, 2020

Guido Gangbang

The practice in which a group of spray tanned men with a lot of hair product partake in a large groupsex activity.

Hey pauly you down to hit the gym, hit the hair products then hit each other in a guido gangbang?!

by TheSituationn January 19, 2019

Guido Gaping

When you shove your just finished pissing dick inside of a girls ass and then piss inside her asshole, then keep thrusting til you cum and then pull out and shove your cock down her throat and shove your pubic hair in her mouth.

Jesus Christ dude, she took the most bomb guido gaping last night!

by Buddy Shagetz July 3, 2016

Guido

Best mother fucker youll ever meet guido has ur back thru n thru. Guido is an honest big heart person and if ur lucky enough to have in ur life u cant live with out because guido is such a good guy. Fun always up good time best partner in crime. A best friend until the end couldnt imagine life with guido being apart of mine.

Guido good guy best friend for life.

by Beealishes December 31, 2022

West Side Guido

Someone of southern decent who decides to leave the great steat of Texas and move to California. Similar to a "guido" from Jersey. West Side Guidos think they'll become somebody by the move and usually end up "playing for the other team".

Look at Gayburn over there... he's acting just like a West Side Guido! I bet he'll be eating a mustard and man-ass sammich for lunch today. Oh well, I guess it's his business if he likes to get jackhammered by fruitcakes in Cali!

by d-rob all the time December 29, 2009

Guido

A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.

Everything seemed so confusing, until I met Guido. Then it all made sense.

by Phospin July 12, 2023