groot fuck

When your neighbors throbbing boner is as hard as a tree stump for your wife and has sex with her, when you're off to work.

"Damn, Mike just left for work and Steve is already over at his house! He is such a groot fuck."

"What the fuck man? Get out of my fucking house you groot fuck!"

James "God im so hard.. when is John going to work so I can fuck his wife?"

Paul "Dude, you're such a groot fuck."

Claire " Timmy Gernel across the street is such a groot fuck, I fucked him last weekend when my hubby was at work and he has texted me every day since!"

Jen "Mmhmhm, Oh my!?"

by LexxPickle October 1, 2020

Grifter

motherfuckers living the way they want to

Many people in San Francisco are grifters.

definition and example are from the book The Mission by Jason Myers.

by anonymouskt December 26, 2009

Goft

A Christmas gift given from Iceland to Norge.

Norge: I LIVES MY GOFT, ICELAND, I LIVES IT SO HARDD.<3

by THE...PERSON >> December 28, 2010

Grifterneticrack

A person who uses the internet to scam people. A person who will crack (hack) into computers to get personal information.

A grifterneticrack might set up a website to collect money to be given to families of missing children and keep the money for himself instead.

by FreeFalling August 5, 2006

Grifter

Dylan Mulvaney

Dylan Mulvaney is a grifter

by Chester J. L'Carne May 8, 2023

I am groot

I am groot I am groot i am groot .what’s your name? I AM GROOT

I AM GROOT

by AdamdaAlienface June 17, 2019

Groff

A person, or persons, who are extremely unattractive, yet engage in a nauseatingly large amounts of sexual activity (or public displays of affection). It can be remembered easily by its acronym: "Gross Relationship's Outcome: Fugly Fetuses."

*Two unattractive people blatently make out in hallway*

Nina: Urg, I can't stand looking at that!
Laura: Yea, those groffs really need to get a room, or a cage in the zoo.

by LauraNewt April 30, 2006