high-heeled groin

A high-heeled groin is when a man gets kicked so hard in his schlong-arena that the high-heeled shoe of his assailant may be left behind. This results in a protruding heel which gives the appearance of having a groin which could work as an additional foot.

"Do you have a high-heeled groin or are you just pleased to see me?"
"I really shouldn't have said she looked fat in that dress, I think I have a high-heeled groin after last night."

by JellySnake February 10, 2014

That's Groping

Something that's not to your liking.

"We didn't catch one fish all night, That's Groping."

My friend and I were running late for a concert and he said, "That's Groping."

by Fisherman Dave April 18, 2019

goobinoggin

characteristic of one's goobin

yesa....

by dan October 12, 2003

Snow Globing

When your fella has his cock really close to your mouth , and before you suck it back in he surprises you by firing jizz up your nose. The resulting jizzy deluge fills up your nose with the signature salty aroma, which wafts around your nasal cavity like the little white bits in a snow globe.

Kate and Danny unintentionally indulged in a spot of snow globing during their Thursday night shag sesh.

by Misskittybubble May 7, 2021

[kissin' n gropin']

a relationship stage betweeen two people that occurs when they are more than acquaintances, such as beyond the stage of 'talking', yet are unable to admit they are 'dating'

we are kissin' n gropin' because we are friends with benefits

by browniepoints007 June 1, 2006

Growing Pains

When your testicles become too big for your scrotum. This results in extreme pain.

Growing pains suck worse than getting paid to scratch a monkey's balls!

by Jack N. Eoff September 29, 2008

globing

To go out partying for the sole purpose of picking up chicks, e.g. "getting globes" (titties, see globes).

I went out globing every Friday night for seven months and still didn't get any.

by Fegelein March 31, 2007