Gopter

A useless ne’er do well person

A sponger

An uninspired worthless twat, useless accompanied by a dog on string

Look at those bunch of bone-idle gopters sat outside the cafe

by Auz77 March 25, 2020

Goped

Goped means fucked up by video games, like making you think your inside one all the time or you see characters from a game irl.

You play gta to much I bet your Goped

by Them New Words May 7, 2020

Gopher Tax

When you are sent on errands (when you have to "go for" something), it's your cut, or tip

I had to go pick up the coffees, and bought a muffin with everybody's change. It was my gopher tax.

by Sprite0226 May 11, 2020

Goppers

A variant of Sreggop, an anti poggers moment.

"My mom's boyfriend won't let me spend the night."
"Goppers, bro."

by Darwin9000 November 12, 2020

Gopher Snatch

When you fold your dick back on itself before insertion and the head then pokes in and out.

Dude, I totally pulled a gopher snatch on my girl last night.

by TBsquishy November 29, 2020

GonPeed moment

twitter user @GonPeed moment

@GonPeed - Man Bald Luffy: "I want to suck Spandam's toes"
anyone else: "GonPeed moment"

by Balls and Balls and Cock February 13, 2021

Gonpeed

A menace to society; Is said to lurk in nearby sewers. Beware at night, that is when they are the most evil. To keep peace with Gonpeed you MUST offer it spandam images or anything you can find. Even though this deadly rodent is terrifying he has a heart of gold. They are one of the bestest things you’ll meet.

Did you see Gonpeed on twitter? They posted such a banger!

by Moonpiii February 13, 2021