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Geoshitties

Stupid fucking website hosting place with stupid ugly crap.
Fuck Geoshitties!
by Wes September 6, 2003
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gooch cactus

The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.
'Hey Pennington! Check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?

No Joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!'
by penno May 3, 2008
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Gooshenpotzle

A word used to replace swear words and other offensive slang words during temporary fits of rage.
That Gooshenpotzle gave me an F on my test today!
by shewhomustnotbenamed123 September 11, 2011
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Gooch slap

During intercourse the creating of a loud popping noise by slapping the area betwixt the scrotal sac and the rectal region
This is fun baby time for a gooch slap
by My name February 11, 2003
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Gooch On The Cob

Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.
My three most tender spots get stimulated when I get a Gooch on the Cob.
by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008
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gooch

area between nuts and ass hole. guy cooch = gooch
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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gooch grab

When one grabs the gooch, aka the taint of male. Taint referring to the are between one's ass and balls.
Dude, I swear to Christ that i'll gooch grab you if you do that again.
by Jordan Reindl March 2, 2008
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