by VGambit June 15, 2007
Get the lo goosemug. An analogy or metaphor referring to women as golddiggers using geese. A goose will come up to you only if you have bread which it can eat. It will then leave when you run out of bread and go to another person with bread. A golddigger (woman) will go to a man only if he has money. If the man were to have a reversal of fortune (i.e job-loss, ect.) than that woman would leave that man and find another one with money.
Women are like those geese by the lake, they only want you if you have money.
Wow, you got screwed dude, that woman is a Goose By the lake.
Wow, you got screwed dude, that woman is a Goose By the lake.
by 3249230 August 2, 2009
Get the Goose By the Lakemug. At every park, there's one. The goose that will not move, and constantly squawks at you. It often has a possy of other mean looking geese that follow it around, also squawking at you. Don't try to come up to the goose, or you will get squawked at, chased, and possibly bitten. It is quite a scary thing.
by bewareofevilgeese January 1, 2007
Get the evil goosemug. by gooser94 January 11, 2014
Get the groping the goosemug. A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.
"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.
He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.
He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.
by Handle This July 13, 2014
Get the goose excusemug. Me and my girlfriend tried to goose drive, but we almost crashed into a tree as we left Rhode Island.
by Cow_Fluid December 9, 2021
Get the Goose Drivemug. by DAVID BESEMER April 30, 2008
Get the goose noosemug.