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lo goose

"A young youth, yo rockin' a gold tooth, 'lo goose/Only way I'll begin to G off is drug loot"
by VGambit June 15, 2007
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Goose By the Lake

An analogy or metaphor referring to women as golddiggers using geese. A goose will come up to you only if you have bread which it can eat. It will then leave when you run out of bread and go to another person with bread. A golddigger (woman) will go to a man only if he has money. If the man were to have a reversal of fortune (i.e job-loss, ect.) than that woman would leave that man and find another one with money.
Women are like those geese by the lake, they only want you if you have money.
Wow, you got screwed dude, that woman is a Goose By the lake.
by 3249230 August 2, 2009
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evil goose

At every park, there's one. The goose that will not move, and constantly squawks at you. It often has a possy of other mean looking geese that follow it around, also squawking at you. Don't try to come up to the goose, or you will get squawked at, chased, and possibly bitten. It is quite a scary thing.
The innocent little girl walked up to the evil goose and it chased her away and bit her hand.
by bewareofevilgeese January 1, 2007
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good goose

A woman who gets all the men. A good goose gets the gander.
She's a good goose. She gives good beak.
by Kylo12 June 6, 2016
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groping the goose

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick
Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose
by gooser94 January 11, 2014
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Goose Drive

When the person in the passenger seat steers the car with both hands while the driver accelerates.
Me and my girlfriend tried to goose drive, but we almost crashed into a tree as we left Rhode Island.
by Cow_Fluid December 9, 2021
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goose noose

Alternate name for plastic rings on a six-pack of beer.
Please cut up that goose noose, before throwing it into the ocean. They are know to choke animals.
by DAVID BESEMER April 30, 2008
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