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GoogleShit 

Hey, that is some Googleshit!
GoogleShit by IronStark October 5, 2018

Googlesplaining 

To pass off information you learned 5 minutes ago as original thought. When googlesplaining it is customary to make the Googlesplained party feel inadequate by adding statements like “everybody knows that” or referencing Wikipedia knowledge that is not fully understood.
Todd Tried Googlesplaining the Schumann Resonance to a Satellite, Wideband, and Telemetry systems engineer.
Googlesplaining by DCseattle March 27, 2019

Googles Karma 

The act of having a argument about something being more or less right than the other so you google it and you were right
Friend: Did you know Mcdonalds is better than wendy's?
You: No mcdonalds SUCKS
Friend: Im sorry what did you just say?
You: i said mcdonald's sucks!!
Friend: Well at least mcdonalds has real meat and unrefrigerated

You: Ok i'll google it
You: *Shows that i'm right*

Friend: Thats fake
You: Stop denying it thats just googles karma
Googles Karma by MotherEureka July 22, 2019

googlesnitch

When someone tells a funny joke and you try not laugh but you end up making a funny noise instead; googlesnitching
Did you guys hear to Jared googlesnitching during class, it was hilarious.

Hey man don’t googlesnitch I’m serious
googlesnitch by Papazedword November 25, 2020

Googlesmack 

Googlesmack- when you ask Google a question and get 20 answers.
You've been googlesmacked!
Googlesmack by Smack-D March 18, 2021

googlespeeding 

When your quickly trying to find a soulution to a problem using google and your googling things to fast.
Me: oh god my water tank exploded! *starts googlespeeding*

google for some reason: flex tape can fix it!
google the second time: try kicking the water tank?
google the third time: grab a stuffed rhino, shove it up your ass, then shit on the water tank with great velocity.

Me: oh fuck it ill just live with no water.