Golden Sandcastle
Verb:
When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand and carving in a moat, on your partners chest and peeing in the moat.
Verb:
When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand and carving in a moat, on your partners chest and peeing in the moat.
*This sandcastle needs a moat, I’m going to give it a golden shower *
Guy 1: "Something is missing from this steamy sandcastle on your chest!!”
Girl 1: “It needs a golden moat!”
Guy 2: “This golden sandcastle is definitely fortified!”
Girl 2: “How come I didn’t get a golden sandcastle ☹!!?”
Guy 1: "Something is missing from this steamy sandcastle on your chest!!”
Girl 1: “It needs a golden moat!”
Guy 2: “This golden sandcastle is definitely fortified!”
Girl 2: “How come I didn’t get a golden sandcastle ☹!!?”
by Ivana Alovurmonay May 21, 2020
by Chillip September 29, 2010
by AJF Calvetron master February 07, 2010
by Luckiness May 13, 2021
Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.
The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
by DSeanK January 28, 2015
Sit in the front of the boat while a large number of people are in the back. Get the speed up nicely, Take your penis out of your shorts discreetly. When the wind is really kicking up, proceed to pee and spray your urine onto all of the people while adding to the wake.
by Big Al Nutter Butter Brunch September 12, 2010
The act of taking a full cock and balls inside your mouth at one time, then releasing a World of Warcraft Murloc shout as loud as you possibly can.
by Kumah November 18, 2016