glandasm

The feeling your mouthtongue gets when you eat well on the exotic promises of salt and vinegar chips against the gross wall of disgust located in the back of your ass-mouth and makes your tonsils spit the rancid spit-semon into your face-throat

KCLinda hasnt had a glandasm in years.

by ellsworthtoohey August 7, 2011

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t-glanz

In order to be a T glanz you must posses the three main qualities

1.) you must be one fresh dope son of a gun
2.) you need to be able to sleep with your eyes open
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and most importantly
3.) you must have slayed at least 1 dragon

That sir Arthur was such a t-glanz, i wish i could be like him.

by chadbrochill July 20, 2007

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Fartive glance

Often confused with a furtive glance the fartive glance is one of a more guilty standpoint. After one "cuts the cheese" in a public space, there is often a look on the face of the cheese cutter of embarrassment, as they look around to make sure no one heard/ smelt the passing of gas. The fartive glance can also be a glance of pride, if the cheese cutter is particularly pleased with how he or she cut his or her piece of cheese.

During the staff meeting, after the advertising department went out for enchiladas, Bob was significantly bloated. As the dean of the school was presenting his power point, an enormous fart cut him off mid sentence. Everyone looked around the room and immediately noticed the fartive glance on Bob's face.

by chattyandfunny December 4, 2010

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