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Salt Goblin

A person who has done so much crack, they literally look like the goblin, Gollum, off of Lord of the Rings; another word for crackheads
Person #1: Watch out for those dark alleys and ghetto gas station parking lots. The salt goblins come out at all times searching for their precious.
by Phenomenal1738 May 31, 2022
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Goblin Math

A term that gained currency during the pandemic, especially after repeated lockdowns and potential mental breakdowns, to describe the type of negative, irrational, selfish, or self-defeating behavior that plagued many math educators worldwide, because they were tired of conforming to the social or unreasonable expectations of the authorities, or had little respect for vampires or hypocrites with a say in their pay.
Be it adhering to lockdown rules, working from home, or attending to parents’ complaints, demands, and threats, math teachers and tutors had descended into a goblin math state, when they’re waiting to be fired if they didn’t call it quit themselves.
by Fasters December 5, 2022
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Garage Goblin

A person who spends all their free time in the garage, hoarding tools and rejecting social interaction. Prioritizes working on cars over everything else.
Let's invite Kevin to come with!

He won't come, he's being a garage goblin today.
by AcBrittany17 December 2, 2022
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Kiss the goblin

To speak articulately, fluently, amusingly, but ultimately nonsensically. To bullshit externsively.
Example: Too many beers and Davo will kiss the goblin and we can't shut him up.
by Dog Bolter April 1, 2023
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Orange Goblin

A US President who uses too much fake tan and who is ridiculously corrupt. He should be impeached and tossed on jail.

Also known as Donald Trump
Donald Trump is a fucking scum bag Orange Goblin and a bitch ass pussy
by Toast.Jerviss September 24, 2019
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Leg Goblin

A phrase used when you see a girl so hot that you get a huge ass boner , and it gets so big that it feels like there is a little goblin attached to your leg
" Man did you see that hot girl......Holy crap i think she just gave me a Leg Goblin."
by Slimslope May 18, 2006
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nob goblin

sum one who gobbels nobs
by geordie October 24, 2003
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