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goat kiss

To strike another person In the face with your forehead, while face to face in conversation, by surprise, for no reason, to initiate a fight, or to end a conversation or fight promptly if done with enough force. A head butt delivered promptly with haste, suprise and often no reason.
"I can't belive you just headbutted that bouncer! What hell!?!"

"It was just a little goat kiss, I had nothing but love... Anyways it was just a peck. I didn't know he was gonna fold up like that."

"I guess he cannot say you sucker punched him...."
by onegoatboy May 26, 2015
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Old Goat

Mixed drink. Rye Whiskey, simple syrup and bitters. Preferably with a large cube of ice.
Your old fashion sucks, I want an Old Goat
by Darkwroth July 28, 2017
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Throat Goat

The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life.
Friend: why do you still talk to that girl?
Me: because shes the throat goat..
by LetsGetPizzaPlz May 25, 2019
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curry goat

When an Indian girl cums so hard she creams herself. (The curry refers to her cum and the goat refers to her vagina).
After I gave Ali Baba multiple orgasms, she laid there with a curry goat and a smile.
by cookiesandtits March 12, 2015
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Goat creaming

Having sexual intercourse with a goat, having an immense amount of pleasure from man on goat action.
Goat creaming- "I got creamed by a goat"
"Time to cream some goats"
by I'm a mother lover September 12, 2020
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goat mom

Goat mom is a character from the populair Indie-Game, Undertale.
Her real name is actually Toriel. But that nickname was given because
in the game, she is pretty like a motherfigure to you.
" OH MY GOD GOAT MOM <3 " - A random Undertale Trash.
" Why does even people like her anyway? " - A furry hater.
" OH GOD, IM SO SORRY GOAT MOM! " - Someone doing a Genocide run.
by Xrayer April 13, 2016
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Goat Slap

An unsolicited picture in the form of a text or email wherein a selfie containing only male genetalia is attached.
How am I supposed to go back to waiting on customers when I just got goat slapped by that guy I met at the bar on Friday?
by L.J.Hudson August 9, 2016
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