Fists of Glory

The ability to jerk somebody off in a matter of seconds

That chick I hooked up with last night had fists of glory, I was done in .9 seconds

by yourmothersantlers December 30, 2011

holding on to the glory days

When an older guy who is balding is trying to feel for his hair which no longer exists to fix it.

"Dude did you see Uncle Jim at the wedding last night?"
"Yeah!, he was totally holding on to the glory days!"
"Totally"

by blackmomtryingtosupportafamily July 20, 2014

Guts before Glory

Standing up for what you believe in even when you are scared. Even if you fail, its belief in yourself to to take a stand and be proud. It takes strength to have a voice, stand for what you believe in, and honoring yourself for that. You may be weak but through a struggle, you fight through the storm. That takes courage to stand tall. Live strong, face fear, and take pride in that.

He was a coward. He finally had enough and spoke out truth even if he was scared. He put stood up for who he was, what he believed in and that is strength, bravery and Guts before Glory

by Devenshadows September 15, 2015

no guys no glory

Reference to a group of friend investors who constantly fall victim to autocorrect. Meant to represent "No Guts No Glory"

Let's just sell half, and wait to see where the price goes. Hopefully up! No guys no glory!

by Crypto Guys August 22, 2017

Blow Hole glory hole

The act of shoving your dick in a marine animal e.g dolphins or whales blow hole

Shoving yo dick in a whales blow hole. The Blow Hole Glory Hole

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

blaze your glory

A euphemism for masturbation/sex. As in, “I’m blazing my glory rn.”

Ex: “When we get back to your apartment, I’m gonna blaze your glory.”

by Half Unus Half Annus August 1, 2023

glory hole foundation

A fantastic website changing lives in the communitie

You should google glory hole foundation on your computer it's a great website

by Mr. Joe Miller June 28, 2017