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douche-glide

Those "hoverboards" that only douchebag ride on
Check out my new douche-glide I now don't have to use my legs to go places!
by Dafuqlmao-_- April 21, 2016
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fast glide

Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.
Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.
by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017
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Cock Glider

A real penis loving homosexual who endlessly is on a quest for new cock. Hence gliding around from cock to cock.
"Man that Lead Singer from Sinister X is a real Cock Glider"
by The Real Cock Loin October 30, 2017
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Sugar Glider

The sexual act of ejaculating into a persons armpit so when they lift up their arm the semen spreads imitating the flying flap.
Hey bro, I totally gave her a sugar glider last night!
by Armata March 12, 2019
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Dragon Glider

The Dragon Glider (ドラゴングライダー) is an obstacle introduced in SASUKE 35's First Stage, replacing the Double Pendulum. It also indirectly removed the Tarzan Rope and Lumberjack Climb due to space constraint and the length of the obstacle.

Competitors must jump from a trampoline and grab a bar which will slide down on a wavy rail track. At the end of the first track, competitors must jump over a large gap and grab onto a second bar that slides down another wavy track, and finally land on the landing platform on the other side.

The Dragon Glider has exactly the same function as the Double Dipper, which was firstly used as the third obstacle on American Ninja Warrior 9 in Stage One. However, unlike the Double Dipper, the Dragon Glider has a trampoline at the starting platform, requiring competitors to jump from the trampoline and reach the first bar. In addition, the distance between the first and second wavy tracks is closer than the original counterpart, with the tracks slightly differ in design.
Dude, i failed the Dragon Glider, Noooo wayy dude did you hear that Nagano failed the Dragon Glider.
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ghetto glide

the ghetto glide is a place in atlanta georgia , in decatur . it’s ghetto , like literally 😂. so i call it “ghetto glide”
hey , wanna go to the golden glide ?
no , it’s actually the ghetto glide 😐
by kiah m May 5, 2021
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fag glider

Another name for the elliptical machine at the gym.
Hey bro wanna hit the gym?

Yea sure what machine are you going to use?

I’m thinking something low impact so probably the fag glider.
by armendariz886 July 17, 2021
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