gaud

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the one truth is Gaud

by LaLaLesbian May 13, 2019

gardner minshew

A quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Presumably the best there is. Ever.

Has a very nice mustache

person 1: hey did you see the jaguars in TNF last night? Gardner Minshew went off.

person 2: yeah bro it’s all in the stache

by jchamp7 October 4, 2019

Gardy

A current state of enlightenment

Dude. That sandwich was so good I'm like gardy right now." or "We're gonna party until we're gardy!

by KathrynOhh December 24, 2010

gardendale

A city in Alabama where there's nothing to do. The only thing to do is go to Walmart...

"I live in Gardendale"
"Gardendale's close to Mt. Olive"

by MarissaEmily June 24, 2008

gardoopalous

Excessively beautiful; gorgeous beyond compare.

"That red-head is gardoopalous."

by Gangardo August 11, 2006

lady garden

Lady garden: the female downstairs parts.

Otherwise known as vagina, pussy, minge, gash, kebab, flange, fanjita, fanny, jack and danny, beef curtains, wizards sleeve, cunt, mingita, vag, snatch, twat, front bottom.

"Ooh me lady garden!"
"She had to go and shave her lady garden for tonight"
"Ladies, please remember not to bash the lady garden against the pole"

by Posh Birds Do It Best March 28, 2009

uphill gardener

In Viz comic's Profanosaurus, it was defined rather elegantly as 'he who hoes at the pink allotment'

This constitutes culpable discrimination against those who hoe at the pink allotment

by philip June 9, 2004