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Grease Monkey

An unlicensed or on-the-side mechanic that you go to when you can't afford to go to a real mechanic. Often used when the job is simple, or you no longer want to dump money into your very old car.
Can also be applied to a halfway knowledgable person in any field (ie: computer repairs, home repairs, gender reassignment)
"I took my car to this grease monkey I know and he screwed up my tranny. That'll teach me to stop being cheap."
by Bionic Latino October 18, 2008
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Grease Monkey

Someone who deliberately does not wash their hair reguarly and is regarded by others as a greasy skett. Hair smells and dandruff flakes are apparent they are not pleasent to look at.
Emma Staunton

"Go grease lightning"

"You' ve got enough grease on top to open up a chip shop!!"

"Err have you seen that Grease Monkey over there!? She wants to go get that hair of hers checked out by the Grease Police!"
by Susan Windridge February 20, 2009
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Grease 2

A cheesey rip-off of the woderful 1979 GREASE.
It pretty much repeats the same story over, except the guy is Australlian and the girl is a Pink Lady wannabe. I'm serious. They try waaaaaay too hard to be cool. An actual extract from one of the songs, with a pink lady solo:
"The Pink Lady plege: To act coooooool, to look cooooool, and to beeeeeeeee coooooool! To death do us part! Think! Pink!"
-Grease 2
Who says "Think pink" anymore? Barbie, maybe. But not the Pink Ladies.
And one more thing:
The T-Birds TRY OUT for the TALENT SHOW!!!!!
The T-Birds would NEVER audition for a Talent Show, that's one thing I have for sure.
Grease 2 is not as good as Grease.
by IsThisCleverEnough? March 13, 2009
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Grease Lightning

Similar to a phantom turd. Where the piece of poop disappears into the U-bend of the toilet and leaves no residue on the toilet paper. But with a Grease Lightning, the only way you know you just pooped was because you ate spicy food and the poop burned your butthole.

It sometimes makes you break into song and dance about the car of the same name from "Grease"
Jake: "I swear I just pooped but it's nowhere to be seen. It burned my butthole from all that spicy food. It must've been the Grease Lightning"
by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009
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grease old mr meatstick

to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.
i gotta go grease old mr. meatstick before my date with Mry
by Big Bear June 16, 2003
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Grease Ball

An insult to someone who is really fat and disgusting .
"Ay, I says shut up you grease ball, before I roll yo ass down a hill!!"
by DamnIt69 May 11, 2010
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Grease Bucket

A grease bucket is reffering to a skanky kind of girl that loves to get filled with jizz on the regular.She just collects it like the mc donalds french fry oil that gets stored in a shack similar to the "grease buckets" house.
"jamie that chick is your regular grease bucket eh, just fill her up and put her out back and wait for another strange man in coveralls to pick her up"
by J.Walk March 20, 2008
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