shart garden

Like a Beer Garden, but where instead of sampling beer, you sample sharts. Can be used to describe an undesirable situation.

By Brandon Toth

Randy's party was a real shart garden because he only invited idiots and me.

by CTuggie September 30, 2015

Detroit Garden

A residential plot that has had no upkeep whatsoever and is overgrown with weeds.

Have you seen Keith's front yard with all those sunflowers!? It's a mess, a total Detroit Garden.

by Random McNally September 1, 2019

Garden salad

Salad made of garden. Includes lettuce, tomato soup, kitchen, muck and horse cock.

The garden salad was grown, chopped and prepared by lily.

by BDB64 July 18, 2021

Garden turtle

A bloke who sucks himself off watching wetsuits dry on the clothesline

Get out of here Blake you dirty garden turtle!!!!

by Uncy Joe April 18, 2018

Nathan gardener

A peculiar lad to be honest, often finds humour in perverted or repulsive images to show to friends or foes.

Nathan gardener showed me a picture of poop where it shouldn’t be.

by Mr-Billinge89 April 14, 2023

Ghetto Garden

An empty lot that is located in an urban area, usually overtaken by weeds, crabgrass, overgrown bushes, discarded trash, and used needles/empty bottles of cheap booze. Usually surrounded by several abandoned buildings. Sometimes, a stray marijuana plant can be seen sprouting up from the Ghetto Garden.

Darnell and his homies live in the projects, so the only place they can go to play is the Ghetto Garden.

Nancy made the mistake of walking through the Ghetto Garden barefoot and stepped on a broken vodka bottle.

by Cornyhotdogs October 25, 2017

Garden School

Garden School is a really small school with about 300 kids from k-12. If you tell something to anyone, everyone knows immeadiately. Drama spreads really quickly. The sports teams aren't that good but everyone tries their best. We have no speaker system so no one ever knows whats going on. There is a crap ton of homework but there's a lot of really fun events.

"What school do you go to?"
"Oh I go to Garden School."
"Cool so you must be an expert at Gardening right?"
( You'll get this a lot)

by Winterwolf28 September 27, 2017