Funeral Potato

A mormon woman who sells her virginity on Ebay.

Damn Jovan, I bought the hottest funeral potato last week!

by PussyLover4EvaAndEva February 10, 2009

fujercinstien

a 6 hour erection

After seeing that bitch i had a fujercinstien.

by Firestarter211 August 24, 2008

Fuse Gain

Used to describe someone's temper, normally when they're an easily provoked individual.

"Wow, that guy has one hell of a fuse gain!"

by Louie Bex February 21, 2009

Faserious

For real, seriously

Just tellin it like itis..Faserious

by K Soul July 13, 2009

Fuseclaw

When you have a hand that can defuse a bomb silently in less than 10 sec. because you defuse bombs all the time.

The hero saved the day when he deactivated the bomb with his Fuseclaw

by Tanman20 May 2, 2011

funeral ham

A ham saved in the freezer for when someone dies

"Eww we're having a funeral ham"

by p0larizedun July 9, 2016

Funeralise

To hold a funeral for someone or something. Sometimes spelled as "funeralize".

Did you hear about Jimmy's death? He's being funeralised on Sunday.

by UnfunnyJ0CK May 30, 2016