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Sweaty Nut Funk 

An odor that originates from a sweaty, usually unwashed, scrotum. The odor can range from peculiar, neither smelling good nor bad, to down-right awful. An awful sweaty nut funk smell is a good indication of the early signs of jock itch. The causes of sweaty nut funk range from physical activity, to nothing more than a long, hot car ride. Sweaty nut funk can often be treated with a warm shower, in which the scrotum is cleaned vigorously. If sweaty nut funk persists, contact medical help immediately.
After hours of riding in the car, Steve found humor in forcing Justin to smell his sweaty nut funk.
Sweaty Nut Funk by Stevolio August 28, 2006
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gym funk 

gym funk: the particular and foul smell of working out; it can be found on human beings of either sex or in building where athletics take place; the smell is closely related to man funk.
Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious gym funk goin' on.
gym funk by TooSick4U January 6, 2009

People funk 

This is the lingering, often offensive odor, left in meeting rooms after the people who were just stuffed inside for an hour listening to their time being wasted begin to leave. This stewed-nervous-sweat-people-juice stink can only be alleviated by ventilation of the room and the absence of other people for at least an hour.
We walked into the meeting room just after the tech support department had their hourly status meeting about their status meetings and the people funk was criminal.
People funk by Owen Kneaux December 1, 2011

Chunk Funk 

When a fat person smells terrible.
My gym teacher has a bad case of chunk funk
Chunk Funk by Sigma_beans June 27, 2018

Declan Funk 

You must be Declan Funk because you don't celebrate Christmas.
Declan Funk by FunkFan530 February 17, 2022
A strong odour coming from one's behind.
Trevor just let out a huge butt funk
butt funk by Bob Sachet May 1, 2006

Spunk Funk 

The funky, unique smell that emits from any towel, rag, sock, ect.... being used for the continuous accumulation of old crusty sperm during the act of masturbation.
This crusty hand towel smells like "SPUNK FUNK"..... Probably because I've been nutting in it for over a month.
Spunk Funk by rug dude August 6, 2012