FUCK

Fornicate Under the Consent of the King

Originating in Old England, the general public would have to obtain permission or consent from the King in order to legally take part in sexual relations. And subsequent to granting concent, the King would issue a placard displaying FUCK as acronyms to hang upon your door.

by P-TUR PAN January 23, 2011

the fuck

The fuck is a term used in the Western most parts of Europe, it is a term that is used when one memember in a conversation is not sure of what there response to a statment should be, thus the will insert the term the fuck.

This term can also be used as a conjunction in questions.

How the fuck?

Where the fuck were you?

Holy fucking hell man how 'the fuck' did you manage to survive that you crazy son of a bitch?

by adeodatus October 18, 2010

Fuck with

To annoy, to troll. Not to be confused with fuck.

I love to fuck with people, it's just what I do.

by psudeom May 16, 2018

aaaaaaaaa fuck fuck fuck

When you stub your pinky on any object on ground level and it hurts like shit.
Noone knows why it does, but it does.

Stubs Toe
aaaaaaaaa fuck fuck fuck MY TOE YOU SON OF A BITCH DOOR

by leumasme June 29, 2019

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by fuck this shit im out June 16, 2017

fucked

If a man has a house payment, a truck payment, a girlfriend, a wife and they are all a month late.

"Oh Jim is fucked!"

"Darren said he was fucked....he is."

by tdub05 August 1, 2009

FUCK

A different name for the erotic pleasures shared between two people

As I lie expectantly on the comfortable couch, wearing only the see-through nightgown he bought me, he approaches. I spread my legs and am immediately arroused. He takes off his boxers and I see the largest most wonderful penis I have ever seen. He then lays ontop of me and strokes my breast gently. Soon his fingers move down my silky smooth body and rest on my thigh where his penis rests. We then get into position and he begins to gently move up and down. Shortly afterwards we experience the greatest pleasure known to anyone and are moaning and shouting, "FUCK ME! FUCK ME! YEAH BABY! SAY MY NAME!" and with these words I grab his ass and massage it gently. Then we roll over and I grab his hands and place them on my breasts where they remain until tomorrow.

by FuckingSexGoddess April 27, 2003