frozen mushroom

The sense of coldness one receives when fully submerged underwater in a bath tub and the only thing above the surface is your tip.

David: I got a frozen mushroom yesterday.
Jack: Dude, you’re 27. Why are you still taking baths?

by nico jack pepper November 27, 2017

frozen grapes

A delicious fucking snack

“Aye, yu want some frozen grapes in a lil bit meeco?” - Stewart

“Fuck ya lemme get some of those brutha”

by Smalltits05 June 30, 2018

frozen killer

A playboy who has two faces; a nasty one to his friends and outside world, and an innocent one to his family. Frozen Killers often have multiple girlfriends, but they truly love none

Dude...don't trust him. He is a Frozen Killer!

by Asslover420 November 27, 2018

frozen twinkie

A frozen twinkie is when you fuck in a sleeping bag in the dead of winter.

Shelia and I went out frozen twinkie lastnight, it was cold but it was worth it!

by DaisyChainsfuckoff March 9, 2019

frozen doberman

when something, usually a nut or bolt is so oxidised it won’t unscrew.

‘that nut just won’t budge, it’s frozen doberman. WD-40 did fuck all’

by frozen doberman May 19, 2019

frozen butter in a sock

The act of putting a block of solid frozen butter in a sock to beat the shit out of anyone you please

Bob: man Fred beat the ever living shit out of me with his frozen butter in a sock
Johnny: the fuck is that
Bob: let me show you ( pulls out sock)

by Fuck idk what to put here November 20, 2019

frozen head

Blowjob under the temperature of 32°F/0°C

Did you hear Sara gave Steve frozen head in his ice fishing shack?

by Germ Keymoff March 9, 2020