ben fritz

A real hypocrite about what you can and can't joke about. Often saying it's racist or Anti-semitic

You are such a Ben Fritz. You told me I couldn't joke about that yesterday and now you are doing it yourself!

by Tomak3 February 24, 2017

Dirty frito

A nasty fart after eating too much beef and tortilla chips

My wife was like damn I smell a dirty frito

by Big beard August 3, 2017

Gunna fritz

Gunna fritz (noun) - The defacated remains of food, otherwise known as poo.
Originating from the legendary film star Gunnar Fritz Stansson.

Example 1:
Billy: Fortnite?
Ryan: Ye boi
Billy: Alright invite me to party
Ryan: Yeah 2 secs just doing a gunna fritz

Example 2:
Josh: You guys are sooo bad at this game.
Jared: Josh you are such a gunna fritz.

by Robbo06 July 12, 2018

Apple Fritter

what do you call a pile of poop with semen drizzled on top of it? An Apple Fritter

"that one night stand, I shit on her back and came on top, that shit looked like a apple fritter"

by WeeNerCoom April 11, 2021

penis fritters

A penis fritter is an appetizer where you fry a penis in its own cum. Typically used when you tell someone to go fuck themselves.

Does that place serve penis fritters past 9:30 or am I to late

by Demonhuntr667 October 13, 2022

Circle K Apple Fritter

When you’re getting your ass ate by some random person in a shady gas station bathroom.

The highlight of my summer vacation was the Circle K Apple Fritter that I got outside of Columbus, OH.

by Whywouldyousaythat? December 29, 2019

I “dropped the Fritos”

1) I threw it on the floor and I freaked it.

2) I threw her down and messed it upppp.

I threw it on the floor and I freaked it

Dad: Last night I “dropped the Fritos”

by 3015610 March 12, 2020