chipotle friday

-a weekly event in which a large gathering of people go to chipotle and consume gargantuan amounts of chipotle burritos, burrito bols, quesadillas, chips, salsa, guacamole, and soda*

-the best thing ever

-where one might witness and become part of bromancing, LOVES, camwhoring

*the event may occasionally precede a trip to a nearby park or other daytime adventures

him: ayo watchu be doin this friday??
her: im hittin up chipotle friday beezy! what else would i be doin?!

by shanigg July 6, 2009

Fridge

To put on a condom, freeze your dick in a fridge, and anally and vaginally penetrate your girlfriend with the frozen condom on. To spice things up a bit, put some crushed ghost pepper in the condom and attempt to break the icy condom as you penetrate her.

I nearly rendered the both of us sterile after I spicily fridged my girlfriend.

by Yopmail User April 10, 2023

Fuck it Friday

the attitude one has on any given friday in which they dont care about anything that happens

DeShwan: Aren't you going to work today?
Mike: Naw man, it's Fuck it Friday

by Danielle's boo June 9, 2009

Slap Ass Friday

A perverted game of tag played on Fridays. Object is to try and hit as many people's asses as possible without getting your ass slapped. From the outside it looks like a bunch of people running around and screaming live five year olds.

Girl 1: You know what day it is?

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1's ass* Slap Ass Friday! *runs*

Girl 1: *chases her* I'm gonna get you!

Stranger: ?

by shadowladyxo March 6, 2015

Fridgerator

An abbreviation of the word 'refrigerator'.

I put my leftover dinner in the fridgerator.

by treeza81 March 14, 2019

frida

an adorable girl, who likes parties, drinkin' & quite enjoys drugs. a girl who deserves alot more than the shit shes been through. she may talk to lots of guys becuase she is a bubbly person but only loves one guy. she usally has a nice body but a beautiful heart thats just waiting to be loved. a EXTREAMLY FUN PERSON, thats is down for anything. she dosent trust alot, so you'll have to gain her trust.

girl- look its frida.

by rey100 July 1, 2011

Free Bagel Friday

Free Bagel Friday is a repeated theme in Wheezy Waiter videos.

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a video content creator, who has a popular channel on YouTube and a blog under the name Wheezy Waiter. Craig has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007.

Since January 2009, when Craig makes a video on Friday, he always includes a segment about Free Bagel Friday. On Free Bagel Friday, there are free bagels available at Craig's workplace. Every Free Bagel Friday, Craig confronts his boss (Mike Benedetto), demands his boss' bagel, and then punches him in order to steal his bagel (most often, a sesame bagel). When Mike gets punched, he usually flies backwards into recycling bins, shelving units, boxes, and so on.

This comical bit is the longest-running repeated theme in Wheezy Waiter videos. While the structure is always the same, the dialogue between Craig and Mike usually alludes to whatever topic or jokes the rest of that particular video contains. For example, in a video where Craig (Wheezy Waiter) performed a version of the song 'Creep' (his version called 'Crepe'), Mike's dialogue in the Free Bagel Friday confrontation consisted of lines from the song.

See the definition for Wheezy Waiter for more information on these videos.

TGIFBF. Thank God It's Free Bagel Friday. Every Friday, we have a big pile of bagels in the office.

Oh shirt, it's Free Bagel Friday.

by martha_s February 8, 2010