Florida Driver

The worst driver in America. A person who passed their driving permit test online while googling the answers. People that may or may not use a turn signal to change lanes. A 16 year old who gets 350Z convertible and crashes within a week because they did not know they could not turn left at a red.

Florida Driver's are so bad at driving, for example they don't know how to merge they put there foot on the gas and pray they wont hit someone no turn signal or anything.

by smiley giggles September 24, 2009

Isaias Flores

a very attractive muscular young man who will stay looking young for a long time. Girls secretly want him and he has an abundance of friends. He is musically talented and loves sports. once you meet him you will never find an other guy like him.He is daring and adventurous and will always put a smile on your face to brighten your day. He tends to look out after the people he loves and cares about their feelings. Once you gain his trust he will always be there no matter what the situation is. An isaias flores also tends to have a dark mysterious side to them that can be very fun or very dangerous. Very few ever discover his secrets and those who do tend to become like him.

I like isaias flores hes a great person to be around with but theirs something mysterious about him, i dont know what it is...but i like it.

Boy1:All the girls are excited
Boy2: that's because they saw isaias flores pass by

nothing can possibly go wrong when isaias flores is with us..(most of the time)

isaias flores kicks ass!!

by studs rice September 8, 2010

Flora

Floras are popular girls who love to socialize. They are usually quite pretty. Floras are fun, nice, kind, smart, entertaining people. Floras are liked by many and have many friends.

Guy 1: Wow whos that girl I want to know her name
Guy 2: That's Flora man
Girl 1: Wow here comes flora I wish I could be like her
Girl 2: Yeah me too

by The Bomb.com April 24, 2013

Floridiot

Someone born in Florida. Subject to massive amounts of fluoride in their drinking water, thus making them do retarded stuff and having low IQ's. They are notorious for not knowing how to drive and causing insane amounts of unnecessary traffic accidents. They like to drive 90 miles per hour on the highway riding your butt when its foggy as all hell out, but when its clear as day they like to drive 10 miles under the speed limit, thus causing massive amounts of unnecessary traffic wasting massive amounts of your time. Someone who does not understand what the passing lane is.

Look at this dumb Floridiot holding up all this traffic, THE LEFT LANE IS THE PASSING LANE... LET ME BY!!!!

by logicaliforn May 1, 2011

florencia

name for the hottests, sexiests, cutests, finests, lil' mamas.
always is smoking hott, will always look very veryy beautiful.

shes soo florencia.
i love florencia (s).
that florencia is one beatiful girl.

by theboogieman May 10, 2007

florida pedestrian

1. something in your way 2. something irrelevant 3. potential road kill awakening speed bump

Florida pedestrians are irrelevant until after you hit one.

by Cresson Stafford March 25, 2007

Flora to Fondle Ratio

The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smile

That was nice, but according to the Flora to Fondle Ratio, you owe me a smile.

by TimKyleMatt February 28, 2009