I Fixed Everything

I Fixed Everything

I Fixed Everything

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I

I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I

I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

Won Ton Firehose

When a Chinese man inserts his penis into another man's anus and urinates intensely.

Last night after going to a gay bar Shun Lee came back to my apartment and gave me the best Won Ton Firehose of my life.

by Queen-of-queer August 30, 2013

fuck up fixer

A person who is required to correct everyone else's screw ups.
politically correct way to say it... Devastation Corrector

Give the project that was done wrong to the fuck up fixer so that it will be correctly done.

by JJjjjjjjjjjjjuutytyhcbvbnbnvmm November 10, 2017

Iowa City firehose

When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.

Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.

Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.

by Dictocracker May 22, 2018

Broken but fixed

I tried so hard - to find the perfect quote - to describe how i felt - but i couldn’t i just couldn’t - nothing can describe how it feels to be completely torn down - rebuilt - and then to have someone tear down the one that rebuilt you - then tear you down again - but still somehow feel happy inside - almost because that person is gone - the toxic impact they had on your life - it’s gone now - it should all be okay - but it wasn’t - i should’ve been okay - but i wasn’t - but it’s hard because you can’t bare to feel that pain again - but you long for that type of love again - there’s no word for that - or quote - or paragraph - there’s nothing because a pain so deep - shouldn’t exist in anyones feelings - no one deserves that type of pain - no body deserves to feel the way i felt that night

Based off all the heartbreak and lies ive been fed... Broken but fixed

by Hannahhhhh.Bellllll💞 June 20, 2018

Getting her printer fixed

Something people in college yell at you when you walk with someone of the opposite sex.

Damn! She be getting her printer fixed so good tonight!
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?

by Gettingmyprinterfixed September 8, 2018