by Billy Bob Big Bow March 19, 2019
Get the Foot Festivalmug. When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
Get the Festive Douchemug. Festivities, plans, or other activities.
Willing to participate or attend various functions.
Pronunciation: fes-tivz/fes-tivs
Willing to participate or attend various functions.
Pronunciation: fes-tivz/fes-tivs
by Urban-Allen-Poe July 16, 2019
Get the festivsmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.> Newport Folk Festival FOlk Newport<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 20, 2021
Get the Festival Nightmug. An annual opulent display of self-righteous pretension marked by tofu buffalo 'wings,' arugula, blanched kale, kalimba music, kabuki and bottle rockets shot from rectums.
Garry just hasn't been the same since his bottle rocket mishap at the 2021 Burlington Days Festival.
by publius2011 December 3, 2022
Get the Burlington Days Festivalmug. A jizz festival is where a whole bunch of gay dude have a orgy wit eachother and they have quote on quote anal sex
by Turkey_tits69 December 30, 2019
Get the Jizz festivalmug.