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festie

Disgusting, Moldy, Filthy, Horrible ... Think about the adjective to Festering ... That would be festie and or fest. It is imperitive that this word end in an "ie" and not a "y" to embody the full effect of FESTIENESS ...
Clean the FESTIE dishes ... Your shoes smell like FEST ... That FESTIE guy is hitting on her ... Festering in ones own FEST ...
by Linnie and Brad I.D.M. August 5, 2003
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Festival Girl

A girl who wears a lot of clothes in order to take them all off.
Kris: Did you see that girl? she was wearing a scarf, trenchcoat, and burka in the middle of summer!
Jack: That skank must be a festival girl!
by Nadjaa October 8, 2008
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festivist

A celibration to replace christmas, in which you sit down with various people that you assemble and tell them all the reasons why you dont like them, why they piss you off, and wht you think their retarded. then you proceed to beat the fuck out of them and by doing so you releive stress
I passed up christmas to celabrate festivist
by blocked December 15, 2008
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festies

Danielle; hey see that kid over there?
Eddie;Yeah why?
Danielle;he's one of my festies
by eddyarias September 24, 2011
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reading festival

To quote the BBC website, 'For Carling, the Reading and Leeds Weekend festivals are "very, very simply a brand strategy to recruit young males". The company wants to attract 25 to 34-year-old men whose main interests are football, music, beer and women.' And mud.
A: You going to Reading Festival this weekend?
B: No, it costs £120 and will be very muddy.
by Alan Pardue September 21, 2005
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Festivist

Adj. Female whom indulges bountifully in festive foods, drinks, and appetizers resulting in a rotund figure while maintaning a certain level of hotness.
Queen Latifah's festivist qualities inspired millions of women to look more like Oprah Winfrey instead of Celine Dion.
by jmar04 December 9, 2008
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festival toral

BOI: Can i come over im starving

Festival toral: naw i ordered a pizza for myself
by Vocallz May 23, 2018
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