morning feet

The feeling you get in the morning when the bottoms of your feet are much more sensitive than they usually are.

I can't walk barefoot in the morning! I have morning feet!!!

by Queenie1069 October 3, 2010

a duck to the feet

A shot of vodka, drunk from a child size glass featuring pictures of ducks.

I had three ducks last night, but I felt fine so I filled another to the feet.
Michael drank a duck to the feet, but his tolerance is low, so he is sodden to the gills.

by Perlith October 12, 2010

Feet Meat

The top of a fatty foot

Did you see the feet meat on that girl? Puffy fuckin feet!

by frankfurter8675309 October 11, 2016

baby feet

When someone masturbates in a community shower and the next person that uses the shower steps in the semen.

Man, my roommate is getting baby feet if he takes a shower right now.

by Rob1138 September 3, 2006

crusty feet

A Mexican, normally with stumpy, gnarly, hairy feet decorated with nub nub toes and cracked, peeling yellow toenails. There is normally a stench of rotten meat, stale cum and cat saliva to go along with the feet.

Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.

Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.

Rojolita: Faints

Rojolita: Hey, Paco get them crusty feet off of my brand new sheep skin rug.

Paco: Shut the fuck up, you raggedy ass, shriveled up cunt. I'll make you suck on them.

Rojolita: Faints

by Pothead Slut August 14, 2014

happy feet

A football term; when a QB goes back to pass and dances around in the pocket/ will not get the proper set to throw because he is nervous about getting sacked

the mustangs quaterback isnt an accurate passer because he has happy feet

by davedurns September 10, 2005

big feet

if you have big feet, it usually means you have a big penis.

"Dude! Jill said I had huge shoes yesterdsay! Fuck man, I wasn't paying attention to that biatch, there goes a tap"

by r5a September 9, 2004