bird feed

Cheap alcohol purchased solely to give away to people that are only friends with people for their alcohol. You usually only hear from them Friday or Saturday nights once their own is gone.

bird feed equals Vlad or nikolai

by enternamehereplease April 19, 2010

feed the middle

Taking a dump - comes from one of the greatest movies of all time - The Human Centipede. After the three people are attached ass to mouth in a line - the first part of the hum an"centipede" takes a shit. Of course, it goes into the mouth of the second part of the "centipede" while the mad doctor screams "Yah! Feed the bitch".

To your friends while getting up to go take a shit - "Alright guys, I gotta go feed the middle.

by Dr. Shitfuck June 5, 2010

Feeding the Birds

When three or more women lay side by side facing the same direction on a bed with their heads overhanging the edge. The women will keep their mouths open while the man stands in front of them walking back and forth ejaculating into their mouths. The Dutch version where this orginated substituted urine for the semen.

Dude, I went home with those three chicks last night.
Friend, What happened?
Dude, I spent all night feeding the birds!

by TruChef May 6, 2011

feed the kitten

The process of ejacualating into a womans vagina a.k.a. kitten.

Man, my womans on her period and I'm so horney I think my balls are gonna explode. I can't wait to feed the kitten once it stops bleeding.

by Christobon January 7, 2008

feeding the snake

To offer up ones fist into anothers open palm as a sign of sexual submissiveness.

As in the case of Brief Case Wanker drawing attention from colleagues in the pub by feeding the snake

by Inbetweener2u April 27, 2014

Feed the Baby

A woman who is already pregnant (with child) allows a man to ejaculate(cum) inside of her while having intercourse (making love)...

It's a dark humor joke to insinuate the growing fetus (baby in the womb) will receive (eat) the semen from the man as food or nutrition because semen has been proven to have nutrients within it or there are no worries of the woman becoming pregnant because she is already pregnant....

Brenda is currently pregnant and she let me to "feed the baby"....

by LouLou3T November 21, 2019

Feeding the pig

When someone is worrying over something tiny that doesn't really affect anything, you would say they're feeding the pig. Usually, this means they're worried about another, bigger problem which they're subconsciously avoiding by focusing on this one.

Person 1: I can't decide between red and mauve lipstick, and I need to make the right impression or they won't hire me!

Person 2: Oh, stop feeding the pig.

by cantthinkofaname123 November 19, 2020