feefer

feefer cutsey word for a girls genetalia

you have a nice FEEFER

by kelli Johnson May 17, 2005

cincinnati bird feeder

The process of peanut butter being around the anus sprinkled with bird feed while lying outdoors to see what happens.

"Oh man I so sore from that cincinnati bird feeder!"

by PinkHoney January 7, 2012

fece

(v.), (n.) a word relating to feces, also occasionally used in place of "fart". All used as an action, ex. "i have to fece", "i just went fece", "did you just fece?". Also in noun form used in place of feces in a comical nature by the immature, such as I.

(v.)"i went fece!" (n.)"is that fece?"

by the fece-man cometh May 4, 2007

feces noggin

One who has fecal matter on their noggin

Haha, that lady had a feces noggin after I flicked my precious fecal matter on her left cheek.

by Nuckra June 4, 2003

fecescocoasis

a horrible disease that makes your shit taste like chocolate

Doctor: I'm sorry Johnny, but it appears you've contracted fecescocoasis. From now on, all your poo will taste like chocolate.

Johnny: Wow! Do you have a spoon?

Doctor: Use this tongue depressor. Better not tell your parents about this, okay?

by Markkimarkkonnen October 30, 2007

Fecesious

Of poor quality. From feces.

Buford: I love the 88 Pontiac Le Mans that my step-uncle just bought me.

Beauchamp: Dude your car is so fecesious. I am so glad my neighbor gave me his Chamaro. It's awesome, like a snowflake made of hope.

by Papillon de la mort August 3, 2009

endangered feces

Toxic people, people who are so full of shit, that their actions will damage the ozone, the environment and destroy democracy if given power. Corporations that don't have solutions for oil spills.

Dick Cheney lacks a heartbeat b/c he is an endangered feces. Doctors have to jumpstart his humanity.

by prinmare July 17, 2010