Kelsea Feathers is a transvestite that enjoys lying on real women because she secretly envies them. She pretends to be Jewish and only has a job because she sucks everyone off. She is addicted to drugs and will do anything to get the attention her junkie little heart desires.
Trish: Kelsea Feathers let's go get Friday the 13th tattoos every Friday the 13th.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
Kelsea Feathers: Okay, let me pretend to actually work first.
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Get the Featherful mug.To be ignored and Grey rocked, in fact having one’s face be blocked by something else at an event so cameras can’t see you. A la the Montecito duo.
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Get the dirty feather mug.A form of corporal punishment preformed by a governing force. It is defined by the act of ruining someone's bad reputation. To change there image from greatly feared human to a intellectually disabled teddy bear.
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Get the Tarded and Feathered mug.Feathering is the second pillar/step of the Farming Method only truly being able to be done after completing Milking. Feathering is when you save up hair and use it to goon. This is called feathering because of the relation to birds and feathers and you and your hair.
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Bro you spent so much time Milking why not?
I have no hair to be Feathering with because of my alopecia
Bro you spent so much time Milking why not?
I have no hair to be Feathering with because of my alopecia
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