FADED FRIDAY

A traditional day celebrated to dignify the furdas to come together into the fume rooms to smoke marry jane

You seem to furda HAPPY FADED FRIDAY

by FumeRoomOG November 23, 2023

faded by achilles

a disgusting vile stinky oily stringy dogshit haircut

person1:yo your hair looks like cut up bull testicles

person2: i got faded by achilles

person:1 your donzos pal

by cadens barber March 28, 2024

faded by achilles

"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy

person 1: dude what happened to ur hair
person 2: faded by Achilles got me

by kjdfshkjdhgdlj March 28, 2024

fadedstories

A cute boyfriend <3

Your A cute boyfriend <3 fadedstories <3

by Uranus:) April 26, 2024

Faded off that Josh

When one is feeling silly due to inebriation and intoxication. Josh refers to any alcohol not just the wine that shares the same name. Typical behaviors of those who experience this phenomenon include, giggling, spilling secrets, and running off from the group.

Emma: How many drinks has Sam had?
Bri: Idk like 8?
Emma: How are you feeling Sam?
Sam: I'm faded off that Josh.

by Thsam April 30, 2024

Faded than a kid

When you are so high you feel like you dont even exist anymore

“Teddy bru, were you at the func last night”

“Nah bruzz i was Faded than a kid last night at Nathan’s place”

by carti guardian February 7, 2025

Fadeder

For when your and your friends are smoking and getting faded, and everyone IS faded, but you are simply Fadeder.

"bro... I am WAY Fadeder than you.

by slopie March 22, 2025