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Farking

The act of applying makeup while driving. Men never do this unless they crossdress, which is just wrong. Many women however are found farking.
Dom: "Dude did you see that?" Mike: "See what? That hot chick?" Zack: "That hot chick, was farking bro."
by XTreX1029 October 26, 2010
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Fading

To be a Negative Nancy and all around sugar cane picker.
I wanted some Kona coffee - but the Fading waiter said he didn't think the cooks would be able to brew it before the end of the night.
by pyrella November 8, 2006
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fxking

fucking but edited


1. Something To Add In A Sentence For The Hell Of It
2. Something To Add In A Insult
3. Having Sex
4. Act Of A Man Rubbing His Penis Against A Object
5. Act Of A Woman Sticking An Object Up Her Vagina
6. Ruining (used with up)

1. This is so fucking cool!
2. YOU FUCKING MORON!!!
3. Sergio and Stephanie were fucking last night.
4. I saw Josh fucking the tree after school.
5. Selena was so horney she was caught fucking Josh's favorite Star Trek ship.
6. That whore is fucking up your life!
1. omg that girls so fxking rad!

2. omg fxk me
by Torifuckingdactyl March 28, 2007
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Fraking

•Derived from the word “freaking”.
•A word used to express extreme irritation, especially about waiting in the San Francisco Airport.

•Usually said outloud in some cool accent, unknown at this point.
•First became apparent how likeable this word is over an AIM typo. (09/26/09)
Ex: I fraking spent FIVE HOURS today in the SF Airport waiting for a 30 minute flight. WTF. -_-
by takemeawyy September 27, 2009
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fakin' the funk

when you say you are going to do something and you don't stick to it
When a shortie says that she isn't gonna show you her hipbones anymore, but she does anyway.
by Anipol May 14, 2005
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FARKING

According to a High Times top 100 list I read, Farking is "Farting while fucking on acid".
I was farking last night and Jane began to laugh hysterically...
by the_masked_drummer July 23, 2008
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Falking

The Act Of Stalking Someone On Facebook.
Bob: Oh My God, I Just Looked At All Of Janes Pictures On Facebook, And She Is So HOTT!

Bill: Damn Bro, You Were just Falking Her Facebook!
by MrJoshClaps February 4, 2010
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